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Venue Hire

The Events Centre, Caloundra is the largest performing arts and conference venue on the Sunshine Coast, perfect for conferences and events which require a flexible venue with personalised event management.

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Eat & Drink

Discover a variety of dining options to complement your visit! Whether you’re after a casual bite at our café or a delicious meal before the show, we have something for every taste. Make your experience even more memorable with great food and drinks at The Events Centre!

About Us

Be entertained by the kaleidoscope of concerts, music, dance, plays and shows for all ages. The Events Centre, Caloundra is the Sunshine Coast’s premier performing arts and conference centre. The venue has two theatres and dining spaces for over 1,000 patrons.

Venue Information

Based on the beautiful Sunshine Coast, just one hour north of Brisbane, find us located near beautiful Kings Beach and the famous Bulcock Street.

What’s On

  • Sat 26 Apr
Sold out: The Ten Tenors | 30th Anniversary World Tour
  • Sun 27 Apr
Dion Pride Sings the Songs of his Father the Legendary Charley Pride
  • Wed 30 Apr
Spellbound |
A Night of Magic & Grand Illusion

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Heath Franklin’s Chopper | The Last Hard B*st*rd On Earth

Presented by Laughing Stock Productions

Book tickets
$45.00 Full Price
$42.00 Concession (ID Required)
$40.00 Group 6+

Contact the Box Office on (07) 5491 4240 for large group bookings or other enquiries.

Accessibility Requirements | Click ‘Book Tickets’ above to book wheelchairs, easy access and companion card tickets. For other enquiries click here for assistance

No refunds/exchanges – learn more

  • Date & time
    • Thu 3 Jul 2025 7:30pm
  • Theatre
    Playhouse
  • Presented by
    Laughing Stock Productions
  • Event info

    AGE SUITABILITY: 15 years+

    WARNING: Smoke and haze effects are used throughout this performance

    WARNING: Coarse language, adult themes and material that can offend.

  • Other info

2 X WINNER – BEST COMEDY WEEKLY – FRINGE WORLD 2024, 2018
WINNER – COMIC’S CHOICE – MELBOURNE INT’L COMEDY FESTIVAL 2018

The year is 2030. Humanity is all but wiped out, and there is only one man who can save us from the Softcockalypse.

For too long, we thought that things like ‘gentle parenting’, ‘love languages’ and ‘paper straws’ were a good idea… until self-diagnosing whingers and 37 types of milk destroyed civilisation…

Then, like a glorious moustachioed phoenix, a hard bastard arose from the beta cuck ashes to restart humankind.

Strap in! Chopper is back, just in time….to live again!

‘If Heath is Clark Kent and his Chopper persona is Superman, then it is good to look up in the sky once again and see not a bird, not a plane, but a super comedian’ – Scenestr