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The Events Centre has a Covid Safe Venue Guide in place to ensure the safety of our patrons when attending events at the venue. Make sure you familiarise yourself with the Covid Safe Guide and Conditions of Entry prior to attending an event.

About Us

Be entertained by the kaleidoscope of concerts, music, dance, plays and shows for all ages. The Events Centre, Caloundra is the Sunshine Coast’s premier performing arts and conference centre. Bring your event to life in our diverse conference spaces.

The Events Centre is one of the largest function centres on the Coast with dining, high tech staging and equipment for large and small dinners, awards nights, conferences, theatre and special events. The venue has two theatres and dining spaces for over 1,000 patrons.

Venue Information

Based on the beautiful Sunshine Coast, just one hour north of Brisbane, find us located near beautiful Kings Beach and the famous Bulcock Street.

What’s On – Upcoming Shows

  • Tue 17 Sep
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  • Tue 24 Sep
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  • Fri 27 Sep
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  • 15+
  • Comedy

Heath Franklin’s Chopper | Not Here To F*ck Spiders

Presented by Laughing Stock Productions

  • Thu 21 Nov
Book tickets
$45.00 Full Price
$40.00 Concession (ID Required)
$40.00 Student (Full-Time | ID Required)
$40.00 Group 6+

Contact the Box Office on (07) 5491 4240 for large group bookings or other enquiries.

Accessibility Requirements | Click ‘Book Tickets’ above to book wheelchairs, easy access and companion card tickets. For other enquiries click here for assistance

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  • Date & time
    • Thu 21 Nov 2024 7:00pm
  • Theatre
    Playhouse
  • Presented by
    Laughing Stock Productions
  • Event info

    AGE RECOMMENDATION: Suitable for audiences 15+

    WARNING: This show contains strong coarse language and material that can offend

    DURATION: Approximately 60 minutes, no interval (subject to change without notice)

  • Other info

ONE NIGHT ONLY!

WINNER Best Comedy Weekly – Fringe World 2024
WINNER Comics Choice – Melbourne International Comedy Festival 2018

Australia’s ‘most wanted’ comedian is back after three years off… and he’s not here to f*ck spiders!

That’s right. Not even if they’re dressed in a sexy spider nurse outfit. He just hasn’t got the time. And neither do you.

Because life happens whether you like it or not. You can tiptoe around it, have a whinge or pretend it’s not there. But like a man wearing bacon pants at a dog park, you’re gonna get bitten on the arse eventually.

So either get up and get busy, or tell somebody else who gives a sh*t. Cos we’re not here to…

Book now and join Chopper for the best night out in yonks.

“This is a top hour of uproariously entertaining comedy… packed with good gags and ‘so wrong its right’ moments.” ★★★★ Chortle (UK)

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